Imagine If you woke up one day and everything you knew was wrong - and every conspiracy theory you ever laughed at was real That's part of the premise in the new book Time Prisoners by Corey Deitz. Time Prisoners is the third book in the trilogy based on the fictional character Father Franklin Shmit, a world famous exorcist who suffers from Tourette's Syndrome. This final adventure is a hybrid of historical fiction and science fiction which weaves facts and fantasy together into an imaginary tale which will especially please fans of conspiracy theories and probably shock everyone else who scoffs at them.

Zombies and Politics: One Will Kill You. The Other Will Make You Wish You Were Dead

The nation's capital is under siege by the living dead, the President of the United States has not been seen in public for weeks and Washington D.C. is on complete lockdown. A zombie infestation has infiltrated the seat of national government and politics just became Bite-Partisan.

Zombie D.C. is clearly this year's most intelligent spoof on the state of politics in the United States of America. Little escapes the author's stinging satire as he lampoons Republicans, Democrats, health care, terrorism, lying politicians, the Occupy Movement, the 1%, the 99%, cable news, and more.

The Zombies are coming to Washington, D.C. and if you enjoy smiling, get ready to run-for your life... or is that run for your laugh?

Holy Shmit is a funny, irreverent, and surprisingly sweet story infused with a heavy dose of technology and celebrities. The plot is so inventive and out-of-the-box different, it is sure to please millions of readers and offend millions more This is one story that will be applauded and condemned at the same time - and only you can decide which side you're on. We all take for granted that the world we wake up to each day will pretty much go on as scheduled. The sun will rise, the traffic will be heavy, your boss will continue to be a jerk, and your home won't be the center for the most dangerous demonic possession ever to occur in the Universe. Until now. Everything as we know it does hang in the balance because God, the Universe's Master Programmer, has finally been compromised by Satan. The Vatican knows of only one man who is possibly up-to-snuff for this job: a priest from Columbus, Ohio afflicted with Tourette's Syndrome named Father Shmit. And Father Shmit knows of only one other man who can help him in his quest: a nerdy computer geek by the name Fire Fox. Holy Shmit is a fictional romp that scrutinizes the state of religion, believers, and even atheists while advocating in the strongest spiritual sense that God is real and working overtime to keep the Universe from collapsing into itself like a cheap snack table. Holy Shmit is also a multimedia read. There is a companion website with additional audio, video, and graphics which can be accessed with the correct password in the book. These materials are part of the main story and provide backstories and supporting "evidence" which tend to blur the lines of reality and fiction quite a bit. This is more than a fun read: it's an experience Once you have the password you can explore the evidence separately at the website (www.holyshmit.com) or use the hyperlinks built into the book to read, view, or hear the additional graphic, audio, and video content written by the author and provided by a cast of actors and artists.

This book is one man's quest to rid himself of all his psychological demons by exorcising them with self-deprecating humor.

By day, Corey Deitz is a radio personality. By night, he's just another poor, neurotic slob curling up in a fetal position and sobbing like a little girl in the corner of a room. Deitz has issues and doesn't mind putting them on display in the hopes the reader will realize in comparison, he is not as bad off as he or she thought.

This book is a landmark in understanding the human mind and the author should be commended for allowing his pathetic fears, mental ticks, and social anxieties to be put on display like a piece of salmon at Sigmund Freud's favorite delicatessen.

Deitz's philosophy is clear: why pay hundreds of dollars to a shrink with a fancy business card when this book is dirt cheap. In a world full of pretentious psychiatrists and expensive couches, "Shut Up: We All Have Issues" is a fresh look at getting your head straight at futon prices.

Corey Deitz characterizes himself as a "recovering Democrat" and even offers a 6 Step Program for liberals. "I'm not a right-wing nut job," said Deitz, speaking from his underground shelter while stocking ammo and canned food. "I'm just a middle-to-right American who set out to expose the differences between reasonable conservatives and unreasonable liberals." To be fair, Deitz actually takes shots at both liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans. "But, I did it tongue-in-cheek," says Deitz. "I think conservatives will feast on how I turn up the heat and grill a lot of folks on my barbecue spit."

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